transister.social

doesnt recognize a profile pic

“Am I on local? no? how then is this complete stranger on my timeline?”

There are some old half as interesting videos where sam tries a deeper voice and oh my I am glad he stopped doing that

https://youtu.be/gonVHW_X79U is an example

why yes I am very pretty thank you for noticing

Holy shit men get even more mad than women if u misclock them

“Bad gateway” implies a he existence of a “naughty gateway” and also a “good girl gateway” #502error

Serious question: is it illegal to spit on a cybertruck

Getting blood work done finally (I’m about to run out of prep), my dr office is in a super fancy area and it smells like an expensive spa even with a face mask on (heck even in the parking garage)

I guess it is slightly my fault you would ask me specifically why mentioning Harry Potter gets a vomit emoji react #GinnyLife

Toned down the pink for leaving the house lol

BaSS: bitchiness as a service. I’ll be a bitch about things or people so you don’t have to deal with the consequences!

Got hung up on by a doctors office for asking not to be called “sir” then asking again when called “sir” a fourth time.

Noticed a funny fedi pattern: someone boosts me, I am surprised at the interaction because they hate me, a few hours later they have me blocked

Idk I’d feel bad but it’s kinda funny how hate horny so many queers are. So excited to finally get a chance to hate on a man-looking tranny in a socially approved way!!

Funnily it’s republicans who have kept the penny alive; conservatives dont want prices to be tax inclusive (like almost everywhere else) to piss people off at taxes and be annoying, thus the penny needs to continue to exist.

Kinda bored I thought I had work today :3

i didn't realize I had today off because idgaf about presidents. anyway i just wrote this sentence in an email to HR and deciding if I should tone this shit down:

"While I suppose I could be appreciative that company name has given me an excellent crash course in safety (how to be a good, demure woman who doesn't trigger the deeply set insecurities of men), curiously I am not -- perhaps because I am afforded plenty of opportunity to experience that outside of work"

Too much pink?

My work todo list is a bit more grim:

• meeting with hr to discuss my memes
• explain to manager the causal link between me being a brat and me solving all the teams problems
• continue to wear shirts which emphasize my skillset (growing tits)

wrote out my todo list 📋
lmk if I forgot to add someone

im bored in the shower waiting for this stuff to work it takes 10 minutes!

How was everyone’s Sunday I got some sleep