i didn't realize I had today off because idgaf about presidents. anyway i just wrote this sentence in an email to HR and deciding if I should tone this shit down:
"While I suppose I could be appreciative that company name has given me an excellent crash course in safety (how to be a good, demure woman who doesn't trigger the deeply set insecurities of men), curiously I am not -- perhaps because I am afforded plenty of opportunity to experience that outside of work"
