transister.social

Toned down the pink for leaving the house lol

BaSS: bitchiness as a service. I’ll be a bitch about things or people so you don’t have to deal with the consequences!

Got hung up on by a doctors office for asking not to be called “sir” then asking again when called “sir” a fourth time.

Noticed a funny fedi pattern: someone boosts me, I am surprised at the interaction because they hate me, a few hours later they have me blocked

Idk I’d feel bad but it’s kinda funny how hate horny so many queers are. So excited to finally get a chance to hate on a man-looking tranny in a socially approved way!!

Funnily it’s republicans who have kept the penny alive; conservatives dont want prices to be tax inclusive (like almost everywhere else) to piss people off at taxes and be annoying, thus the penny needs to continue to exist.

Kinda bored I thought I had work today :3

i didn't realize I had today off because idgaf about presidents. anyway i just wrote this sentence in an email to HR and deciding if I should tone this shit down:

"While I suppose I could be appreciative that company name has given me an excellent crash course in safety (how to be a good, demure woman who doesn't trigger the deeply set insecurities of men), curiously I am not -- perhaps because I am afforded plenty of opportunity to experience that outside of work"

Too much pink?

My work todo list is a bit more grim:

• meeting with hr to discuss my memes
• explain to manager the causal link between me being a brat and me solving all the teams problems
• continue to wear shirts which emphasize my skillset (growing tits)

wrote out my todo list 📋
lmk if I forgot to add someone

im bored in the shower waiting for this stuff to work it takes 10 minutes!

How was everyone’s Sunday I got some sleep

men are really sending their best today

When buying this shirt I was also wearing it in another color and the cashier was wearing a third color and we both noticed at the same time, lacked at each other, and said “the snaps!” and I feel like she would have even did the same hand gesture as me but was scanning stuff so idk

My new laundry detergent smells like candy also guess how im spending my Saturday night - hint: use context clues

Trying to convince a guy to sell me the domain male.fail (so I can run a sharkey instance on it)

I remember once when a bunch of people were mad at me (for trying to out a groomer i think), someone unrelated posted a screenshot of something unrelated I said months earlier and was like “I have been waiting for a reason to spread hate about this bitch!”

It’s one of a few memories that plays in my head when someone irl asks me if I recommend fedi, before saying “not really, no”

Anyway this memory has been brought to you by sharkey blocks not being comprehensive enough imo 😂

TIL there is a pilot meme where they meow at each other over the emergency radio :blobcatthink:

“You, as an airline pilot, you’re not in the having balls category… there should be no balls. Zero balls needed.”:neocat_sign_yes:

this is fine