Profile for gintoxicating
- Display name
- Ginny Mae š©µ
- Username
- @gintoxicating@transister.social
- Role
- admin
About gintoxicating
Fields
- pronouns
- she/her
- wwwebsite
- https://maive.dev/
- signal
- ginny.42
- discord
- gintoxicating
- personal alt
- @ginny
- ListenBrainz
- https://listenbrainz.org/user/gintoxicating/
Bio
i post for attention and affection (youngest child thing): memes, tech rambles, newly acquired domain names, and short irreverent nonsense i think is funny
seattle based. single parent. self-unemployed after 20 years in big tech
created 1st mastodon account: 2022-12-22
found out i was a girl: 2022-12-22
(former was causal to the later)
i donāt use ai in my writing because it capitalizes words, and also because writing is the fun part for me (you do you!)
ask me about my banger domain names!
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- Posts
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- Following
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Stats
product design meeting, a short fictional story (rooted deeply in truth)
Greg (10x product designer): āgreat idea fellow men! I came up with a new foundation bottle design! It makes it impossible to see how much makeup is left!ā
Paul (55yo pretending to keep up with Gen Z; failing): āyo bro that is dope!ā high five for Greg
Millicent (unpaid intern): āum does thisā¦ increase sales or something? Why change the bot-ā
Greg: rolls eyes then cuts Millicent off mid-sentence āno you dumb bitch we do it for the same reason we do anything, you fucking whore. We do it becauseā¦ā
Greg and Paul (in unison): āfuck women!!ā boys laugh excessively
Paul: whispers to himself in a calming tone ānow whoās the incel, slutsā
google not be misogynistic challenge (impossible)
local cancer company spams grindr because they might be able to profit off queers
the feminine necessity to turn every ālet me show you this thingā picture into a selfie
(eye contact)
i have thousands of dollars worth of google's computers i've been trying to return and they have straight up ghosted me for almost a month
oh wait they did taunt me over email by intentionally deadnaming me, but that person ignored my reply entirely
today I learned Iām more germaphobic than concerned for the environment because this is a no thank you from me
is this like diy hrt?
dont make me tap the list of transphobic microaggressions again
okay which one of you is responsible
your girl ginny:)
donāt worry friends I purchased books too!
the local bookstore has a printer that spits out free short stories on thermal paper, and that is very cool
pick your favorite word to emphasize in the sentence āI never said she stole my moneyā
im just a girl, doing her best , trying to figure what the fuck is even happening right now
force feminization (of a planet donāt worry itās ok)
BBSes were like the carrier-pigeon precursor of social media
I took a break from emails and decided to look at dresses , i saw one so cute I involuntarily went "waaaaa"
and also i'm in a very crowded coffee shop and now i'm blushing but i got a free donut
pharmacyās app started opening with a 5 second unskippable ad that plays automatically with audio
no settings to disable ofc
of course you canāt disable the gaudy and distracting animated YouTube logo in the iOS app. of course.
capitalism is deranged (pejorative)
