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product design meeting, a short fictional story (rooted deeply in truth)

Greg (10x product designer): “great idea fellow men! I came up with a new foundation bottle design! It makes it impossible to see how much makeup is left!”

Paul (55yo pretending to keep up with Gen Z; failing): “yo bro that is dope!” high five for Greg

Millicent (unpaid intern): “um does this… increase sales or something? Why change the bot-“

Greg: rolls eyes then cuts Millicent off mid-sentence “no you dumb bitch we do it for the same reason we do anything, you fucking whore. We do it because…”

Greg and Paul (in unison): “fuck women!!” boys laugh excessively

Paul: whispers to himself in a calming tone “now who’s the incel, sluts”