transister.social

I tried to get a Tuta email account to try it out but I failed to pass the vibe check and they deleted my account

idk they still seem better than proton 😂

tis the season to make a lot of “ho” puns

I stomp down the stairs cuz it makes my boobs jiggle

I’m still so so mad about how bad Wake Up Dead Man was

sir this is grindr how are you targeting these ads

my managers manager sent out a holiday note that said in part his sons don’t always “honor their mother as they should” and it is the grossest thing I’ve ever read

city girl walking to the grocery

the kind of dommy mommy that makes sure you brush your teeth before bedtime

lol phishing emails specifically targeting homophobic SendGrid users is actually pretty funny lmao

no im not impressed you figured out I was gay

cis parents go to baseball games or shit idk, my kid and I share our oc’s with each other (hers are all planes it’s fucking adorable)

most of the stuff “stolen” by AI belongs in the public commons tbh

in my personal experience being straight is a pain in the ass (not the good kind)

who hurt you, tmobile copywriter

“man in a dress” my good bitch it’s mostly skirts

my ex does the compliment sandwich thing except it’s the atkins version :3

a group of ravens is called a murder;
a group of trans girls is called an orgy

i know i'm not supposed to like or use ai but it just spit this out when I asked what linux distro is the most trans:

"""
Arch has chaotic trans girl energy and there is real data backing “a suspicious number of trans women run Arch.”

• DIY, “build your own system from pieces,” and refusing defaults maps weirdly well to gender DIY and transition culture.
• Heavy emphasis on documentation, sharing configs, and community knowledge (dotfiles, wikis, AUR) mirrors how trans communities share HRT guides, voice tips, fashion, etc.
  """

somehow they found out i needed a new backpack and have targeted me directly ​

my family wants to go play something called “top golf” so I say it’s unfair because I’m a bottom, but since they’re all cishet they didn’t understand