transister.social

I tried to get a Tuta email account to try it out but I failed to pass the vibe check and they deleted my account

idk they still seem better than proton 😂

tis the season to make a lot of “ho” puns

I stomp down the stairs cuz it makes my boobs jiggle

I’m still so so mad about how bad Wake Up Dead Man was

sir this is grindr how are you targeting these ads

my managers manager sent out a holiday note that said in part his sons don’t always “honor their mother as they should” and it is the grossest thing I’ve ever read

city girl walking to the grocery

the kind of dommy mommy that makes sure you brush your teeth before bedtime

lol phishing emails specifically targeting homophobic SendGrid users is actually pretty funny lmao

no im not impressed you figured out I was gay

cis parents go to baseball games or shit idk, my kid and I share our oc’s with each other (hers are all planes it’s fucking adorable)

most of the stuff “stolen” by AI belongs in the public commons tbh

in my personal experience being straight is a pain in the ass (not the good kind)

who hurt you, tmobile copywriter

“man in a dress” my good bitch it’s mostly skirts

my ex does the compliment sandwich thing except it’s the atkins version :3