transister.social

underachieving cybertruck could have taken up both handicap spots. at least their walkway is blocked.🥈🏆

welp

texted my sister in law “i sent you some pens for your birthday too” and autocorrect changed it to penis

it’s over

inside you, there are two wolves

TIL you can customize the appearance of youtube subtitles

interacting with Notion has radicalized me against AI much in the same way interacting with people has radicalized me against men

so confident im unlikeable and repulsive to all people when really its just most people

i decided my next career will be a ghostbuster, i will capture and torment-nexus people who ghost me

i used notion and it made me so frustrated the whole time, it was like i was gooning exasperation

‼️⚠️ MISSING CAT, please help us find Cupcake before something unspeakable happens 😭

(please boost to help find our sweet umm kitty 🧁🐈)

i feel like i’m supposed to go to the gym instead of my couch (selfie, no ec)

aww it looks like minnie is infodumping to elysia, i love it when the kids get along

🩵🩷🤍

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Seattle implies the existence of A-attle and B-attle

oh hey here’s a cute girl you should smash

the like button or something

(selfie, ec)

maybe AI hate will lead to creating non-AI tools that make software, graphic design, and publishing easy and accessible for folks to do themselves

Bring back HyperCard and WordArt and Print Shop Deluxe. I still got Comic Sans installed so i’m ready

i smell good too (selfie, ec)

hey i’m so old that sometimes, to know what time it was, i called a phone number so an automated voice could tell me. i couldn’t, like, just look at the phone

+1 (815) 727-1761 btw

(enshittification happened, it has an ad before telling you now lol)

got asked on an app…

guy fieri approves of these chicken tenders

(ec selfie, guy fieri, chicken tendies)

#chickentenders #toomuchalttext #boredwaitingformyorder #hashtag

boost this if LLM shills ARE welcome or safe on your page_{as a trap}