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@gintoxicating it's worked lots of times for me, i'm just waiting for the day it works within driving range

@gintoxicating one day, if the other side wasn't living half the world away

@gintoxicating just keep posting

95% of shitposters quit *just* before getting a partner

@gintoxicating can confirm

@gintoxicating@transister.social location is my only weakness with this strategy

@gintoxicating worked for me lmao

@gintoxicating @_veico du auch Right?

@gintoxicating

Works every time

@gintoxicating@transister.social Best to go over to his house and cook for him, whoever he is.

If you can't cook at last bring ze coup de noodles.

@gintoxicating@transister.social that works but theyre always a minimum of 100 miles [160km] away

@gintoxicating@transister.social figured id actually do the conversion there. since its easy

@gintoxicating it has clinically proven results!

@gintoxicating And they will be wonderful because of your clever screening method.

@gintoxicating wait, that's a viable path into a relationship? FUCK! I need to pump up my numbers in here!

@gintoxicating sweet template

@gintoxicating that's called fedi dating ^^

@gintoxicating worked on @0, so keep posting

@gintoxicating

I don't know if shitposting is the best way to get your dreampartner but at least being honest is a great first step towards relationship.

Be yourself.

@gintoxicating “It may be a shitpost but it is my kind of shitpost.”

@gintoxicating this is the waaaaaaay