transister.social

groundbreaking new studies suggest local trans girl may be gay

My Halloween costume is “basic mid-40s milf” so i got one of those Gap sweaters that says GAP really big on it, the Burberry scarf, and a reusable Starbucks cup for my PSL (forgot it at home so im using a disposable)

A corollary to Betteridges Law of Headlines:

Ginny Maive’s law of headlines~ “any headline that asks why something sucks now can be answered with ‘capitalism’.”

me: heehee I’m a silly little lesbian and I kiss girls

Progesterone: that’s cute

Songs I’ve heard first as nightcore will never sound right in their original form (la da dee)

i am of the age and gender that I absolutely would have stolen avril lavignes look (maybe not the hair)

Amazon thinks I’m pregnant

or they just know how to sweet talk me

48 hours remain (to decide if I’m going shoulder length with my hair)

emotional support shonk

I do not understand cis ppl im femme and cute as fuck like where is this sir shit coming from I got tits and a purse

I slept 60 of the past 72 hours I wonder if that’s bad

I wouldn’t mind a cute reflective “emotional support tranny” vest with “I’m working! please DO pet me” patches for when I’m on all fours

“I haven’t talked to him for six months and now he’s treating me like I’m his emotional support tranny”

Well meaning cis friend: “… that’s a thing??”

“my point entirely”

Real parenting quotes: “child if you stay upset every time a boy insists on being wrong you will have a stressful life”

sure, Wikipedia is “woke”

also when I came out I didn’t change my gender, I corrected a cishet man’s documentation error

How exactly does one suck a fuck

sometimes the purpose of a directors cut is to clarify the director had no idea why what they were making was any good (this is a post about Donnie Darko)