transister.social

emotional support shonk

I do not understand cis ppl im femme and cute as fuck like where is this sir shit coming from I got tits and a purse

I slept 60 of the past 72 hours I wonder if that’s bad

I wouldn’t mind a cute reflective “emotional support tranny” vest with “I’m working! please DO pet me” patches for when I’m on all fours

“I haven’t talked to him for six months and now he’s treating me like I’m his emotional support tranny”

Well meaning cis friend: “… that’s a thing??”

“my point entirely”

Real parenting quotes: “child if you stay upset every time a boy insists on being wrong you will have a stressful life”

sure, Wikipedia is “woke”

also when I came out I didn’t change my gender, I corrected a cishet man’s documentation error

How exactly does one suck a fuck

sometimes the purpose of a directors cut is to clarify the director had no idea why what they were making was any good (this is a post about Donnie Darko)

“Didn’t get into kink seriously until I became a dad” is just a weird fucking sentence with weird fucking implications my man

cis culture is fucked up,, it's pretty common to have these weird parties to discuss and celebrate the genitals of their unborn children. and there's like cake and party favors and shit. the truly unhinged have celebratory fireworks announcing what genitals their child has. people pick out - for a literal child! - which genitals they want them to have.

like ten years from now some cishet mom waddles up to her daughter all like "hey luna we saved this banner from when a bunch of people you don't know got together to celebrate your penis... i think you should hold on to it, its very special"

let’s hold hands and listen to sorting algorithms!

https://youtu.be/vr5dCRHAgb0

oh my god the keyboard requires a $109/year subscription to use the integrated offline ai (thats the kickstarter special price!!!) which membership do you have for your keyboard?

it comes with access to their exclusive phone app - it gives you access to all the features of your keyboard, on the go!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/phronesis/virtusx-phronesis-ultimate-ai-mechanical-keyboard-with-voice#h:-Software-Subscription

guys... ai keyboard

they did it, those bastards. they finally did it.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/phronesis/virtusx-phronesis-ultimate-ai-mechanical-keyboard-with-voice

ur mom's a flatpak

as a late person, i say we normalize being up to 10 minutes late to any event, 20 with a carelessly made up excuse

I didn’t celebrate international lesbian day because I’m more of a domestic type which is good because the government won’t let me renew my passport anymore