transister.social

the difference between an offensive joke and a joke offensive to comedy

meta recruiter on linkedin gotta be clowning or trolling idk which

"so our effort should be called 'we love trees'?"

me, a stoner: :gura_averted_eyes_animated:

wait was this instance originally gonna be transfem.space?

"did you just say 'gin-eric'?"

yes, yes i did and you will never escape my puns

YouTube thinks my genre is “gender confused”:

• Your Woman
• Somebody Told Me
• Basket Case
• The Town Inside Me

The next song was “Kids With Guns” 🤔

any nerdy buns around :bunhdaww:

aww there is a rule they can’t refer to a guest on jet lag: the game as “mommy” 😭

literally 1984

doesnt recognize a profile pic

“Am I on local? no? how then is this complete stranger on my timeline?”

There are some old half as interesting videos where sam tries a deeper voice and oh my I am glad he stopped doing that

https://youtu.be/gonVHW_X79U is an example

why yes I am very pretty thank you for noticing

Holy shit men get even more mad than women if u misclock them

“Bad gateway” implies a he existence of a “naughty gateway” and also a “good girl gateway” #502error

Serious question: is it illegal to spit on a cybertruck

Getting blood work done finally (I’m about to run out of prep), my dr office is in a super fancy area and it smells like an expensive spa even with a face mask on (heck even in the parking garage)

I guess it is slightly my fault you would ask me specifically why mentioning Harry Potter gets a vomit emoji react #GinnyLife

Toned down the pink for leaving the house lol

BaSS: bitchiness as a service. I’ll be a bitch about things or people so you don’t have to deal with the consequences!

Got hung up on by a doctors office for asking not to be called “sir” then asking again when called “sir” a fourth time.

Noticed a funny fedi pattern: someone boosts me, I am surprised at the interaction because they hate me, a few hours later they have me blocked

Idk I’d feel bad but it’s kinda funny how hate horny so many queers are. So excited to finally get a chance to hate on a man-looking tranny in a socially approved way!!