transister.social

i do not remember naming my burner twitter account @e1on_tiny_penis but apparently did

secretly I get excited when my follower count is a model number for a Boeing plane

I’ve literally never casually gone by my legal deadname (instead using a very common calling name) so while hearing my old common name bothers me, my legal name always felt like this superficial and unimportant government thing and doesn’t bother me.

anyway chat, I hope u see a cool bird today!

fwiw a lot of other trans ppl think I’m weird but like a normal trans person doesn’t exist what is your point

went to a new doctor a few days ago and pretended to be a boy really well, but I noticed the doctor narrative is four paragraphs long and doesn’t use any pronouns.

idk if that’s normal or if they picked up on something from me personally or, perhaps, the fact that I take estradiol

Why does Costco ginny keep buying bath towels?

OH (coming out of my mouth): “oh my god your hair is amazing how long did that take and also how many men have complimented it and why do i already know the number is zero”

anyway I’m at costco

cis or normal, if a girl is good enough she will get pregnant

self care would be so much easier if i had someone else to do it

“no risk free trial” bitch if something involves me remembering to do a task in a month, that is not “no risk”

my couch has a warm feature where if you are on it, i cuddle you

turtle 🐢

just finished cleaning the ginny

next should I be a good girl and clean the house OR do something fun 🤔

jet lag the game is so trans pilled it even has chasers

my favorite part of my doctors appointment was us both complaining about how pharmacies got so capitalismed they can’t even keep candy in stock and that stuff is an uncontrolled substance here in the USA

I was a best man at a friends wedding once and he had a second best man and sometimes I wonder how that bitch knew he needed the redundancy.

It may have been the pink ties I picked out?

I’ve got Balatro and tits, life is relatively good

i did the scary thing

a guy at work started talking to me about "lowering the hiring bar" for trans folks when I've worked at the company almost 20 years, been a hiring manager, served on a hiring committee, served on promotion committees, argued in promotion committees for my employees, hosted interns, and done well over 300 interviews.

On the other hand he got a job a few years ago, has not had any leadership or hiring experience, and has never been promoted.