transister.social

my kiddo got a button maker and she made me a pun!

wait furiosa isn’t a furry thing

what the hell

had to talk to my insurance person about my car accident and at the end of the call he said “hey question for you, since you’re a normal person…”

ppl who put their job level on their dating profiles are weird

I don’t need to know you are an SDE II nor am I impressed

“How to quickly make $500 a month on Apple stock before WWDC!!”

Spoiler: have well over a million dollars in Apple stock

i wasn’t able to fly to nyc for work meetings, so ive been waking up at 5 AM to video in

day 1 they had the room applaud our outgoing vp (2 month tenure) and when it wasn’t loud enough they had everyone stand and do it again

day 2 was not much better

kinda glad i wasn’t in the room to say anything or ask questions, they already think im too emotional and ranty

(i was direct and a strong contributor when i identified as male)

netflix tricked me into watching a miniseries origin story of a trans chaser and im still pissed off

baby reindeer is transphobic garbage

"ai plant identification" but what about "ai jelly belly identification"

finally a way to properly enjoy such flavors as sour cherry, raspberry, and more without fear of cinnamon

got scolded by my daughter for fucking up pronouns (of Pokémon)

happy pride to my fellow raccoons

femboys are a gateway drug to heterosexuality

estrogen is a great alternative to getting air conditioning

transphobic that my local grocery store has every monster energy but pipeline punch

"i have a hard stop at 12:30, i have a medical appointment to be set on fire with lasers"

“i dont really remember my childhood and plus I was a baby”

-real therapy quotes with your pal ginny

there is still time, but only so much

my phone autocorrect keeps changing words to “love” , like it’s trying to sabotage me

i miss having an account to go crazy on, where do all the cool girls with mental illnesses hang out

trans-lator

“bottom” -> “bottom”
“verse bottom” -> “bottom”
“verse” -> “bottom”
“verse top” -> “bottom”
“top” -> “bottom”

it’s bottoms all the way down

I went to see “I Saw the TV Glow” last night, highly recommend going to see it if you can - and I very strongly recommend not reading anything about it or watching the trailer (especially if you are trans)

It’s fun to see in a theater because afterwards all the cis people are like “what the hell was that movie about”