transister.social

Today 8:32 AM
fbf: “good morning”

Today 9:42 AM
me: “do you find me attractive?”

#badchoices

i may already have a heart in your color !

i thought it would be funny to tag some of the people that inspired these but i am gonna try making good choices. see how that goes for me.

also a couple of them are normals without fediverse accounts 🙄

i swear i just heard a clown walking down the street but i do not see one out there

“how long have you been cis?” ~ginny mae (single)

look im autistic im gonna echo questions back not trying to be a bitch. this time at least.

yikes, "applaud me, daddy" is a remarkably bad name for an improv troupe... and i was in one called "CrayHola"

i threw a ball for my dog... it was a lot of work but he looked good in his tuxedo

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paramount+ is included with a Walmart+ subscription, plus I get Disney+ as part of my cell phone plan. They also throw in ESPN+ but since im not into sports I traded that for an AMC+ account. Probably not keeping Apple TV+ after my 3 month trial finishes.

I signed up for a Wikipedia account and their email spam is problematically hard to unsubscribe from

I sign up to voluntarily help their service and they shit on me as a thank you present. I was force-opted in to unsolicited messages and they require me to log in to unsubscribe, it takes me to a fucking nightmare of a preference page with no indication about what I was reading to unsubscribe from

I should have known since their donation bullshit is just as gross and user hostile.

irl friends are weird because they dont imagine me as my profile pic

they woudnt even recognize it as me

so weoird

this is what I sound like when i imbue my namesake alcohol

ginny with a Gee I’d like to be her friend

ginny, like notable 90s rock band the Gin Blossoms, not like forest gumps gal

ginny, like the booze and not the phone number girl

Alaska Airlines wants me to subscribe to their airline for $5 a month and im sad this isn’t a joke

im bi so the fact that i post jokes about kissing cisboys is proof that sexuality is not a choice

quite literally i have been alone in the woods with bears several times despite not being outdoorsy, not once has a bear been a problem

i have not fared as well with ,like… men in rooms

over on cis facebook, people are upset that women would rather be alone in the forest with a bear than a strange man

most of the time in the woods ur with a bear anyway ,for free

years ago i invited a potential friend over to a bbq but i forgot most people like buns with their hamburgers and also toppings

we didnt hang out again

have they started making shirts printed backwards so they look right in selfies and tiktoks