transister.social

y'all my ex-wife got outsmarted by the pet rats. they have all escaped.

her recovery plan is "I put a ladder to make it easy to come home" and wait

I'm dying

mutual aid for lonely transfemmes (me)

cool feature of HRT is anytime I get angry I instantly become paranoid my testosterone levels have increased

The fucking impracticality of my kitchen organization is the strongest evidence yet that I'm plural.

My trans journey began with ancient knowledge - a bible, of sorts - passed on to me by a wise and benevolent possum

my life is awesome

anecdotally the site turn me into a girl has a 100% success rate :demigirl_potion:

boys are the undersized fuse that trips when you use your hair dryer and curling iron at the same time, then asks why it takes you so long to get ready

the “oh they have a linux binary“ to disappointment pipeline

Today in awkward transphobia: guy inside restaurant notices me walking toward entrance, he leaves through the entrance door to hold it open for me (already awkward), clocks me as trans, stands confused holding and blocking the door for a good 20 seconds, goes back in while closing the door.

I wait for all that then enter like a normal person

I'm wearing too much black but I'm already at the chicken place with nothing to do about it but look like I'm about to strike the set of my shitty one act show

product idea: a transfemme stash box for holding your syringes, needles, and with perfectly-sized slots for your estradiol vial(s)

the case exterior is trans as fuck. it’s not subtle at all. we tried to tone it down and made it more queer.

there is also the deluxe edition; it costs a bit more but can securely attach to any sized blahaj. the upgrade is worth it

lol insurance company, no, i don't need to restart coverage on my ex-wife's wedding ring

"this poor man is never going to find someone" is the wrong reason to swipe right, ginny

this has gotten us into trouble before :googlesnake:

My first ever Mastodon post turned out to be the most important thing I've ever written.

RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/ginny/statuses/109554728553857315

Feature request: skirts for just lounging around the house

sweatpants skirts, so to speak

i got a new laptop and i got it to dual boot windows and linux!

the goddess Uefi was displeased at first, but through prayer and sacrifice she has calmed

i now have a laptop that dual boots 11 and Fedora!

... and a desktop whose primary hard drive no longer has any partitions

experimenting with a curling iron and only got a couple small burns :blobcatcooljazz:

had to set up my own instance, i lost 200 followers, right wing trolls dogpiled me while I was suicidal giving me tips on how to make sure I die, can't safely post selfies anymore, lost friendships, still not feeling safe enough to be goofy

Idk if fedi will ever feel unbroken again for me, and I'm sad.

RE: https://social.translunar.academy/objects/cc6cbc04-e071-4028-b475-a7395b375e70

Wore a skirt out for the first time and I got to experience some new types of stares :senkoflustered: