transister.social

I'm gonna have a party and people will show up and think "what is happening here" because the aesthetic is odd for a grown man. About an hour in I pull the hidden lever, boom: 1000 pink balloons fall from the sky as if summoned from some dangerous unknown

Pink confetti cannons start a small portion of forest on fire. Startled children weep.

"I'm a girl, bitches!" I scream as I ride my jetpack into space (I'm wearing a jetpack).

*that's* a gender reveal

sheesh cis ppl have no imagination

Hey there cutie... let's turn that they/them into we/us :cat_heart_eyes_trans:

fine i give up i'm playing celeste

this afternoon i was at the pharmacy and a guy in line kept giving me a weird look

then at the bank, the people were very suspiciously interested in being nice and helpful to me

it was only when i got home that i remembered that i had, much earlier, put in a few unicorn hair clips (well, one's a hippo)

[btw wearing cute hair clips make me ~very~ happy :sparkles_trans: ]

Wizard: "Behold! The button of choice! Press it but beware, you shall permanently and instantly transform your life ~ both past and present ~ as if you had been born..."

Me: *repeatedly hitting the button with increasing strength*

Wizard: "Oh. Well, no take-backs!"

Anyway that's the story of why I'm now a sentient donut :Gaysper_Trans:
(i thought it was a different button)

never been so excited to jab a sharp needle into my body :blobhaj_hearttrans:

sometimes i think of something so smart i figure when i search for the answer i'll get welcomed into a secret society (you can fill out a webform)

"dogs you can turn off" didn't do anything special though so maybe not

Today I got scolded for not being nice enough to my ex-wife's lover in case you were wondering what bullshit level my life is currently at.

my #introduction post is a lot different than my last one!

i'm ginny. until 3 months ago I assumed i was a generic white dude in tech but then i found out on mastodon that i was a girl :hatched_trans_egg:!

I'm in my 40s, a single co-parent of an 8 year old, and work as a software engineer near Seattle. i'm unapologetically #actuallyautistic

I'm shy and assume you don't like me, but I like you (excludes creepers)

i generally post thoughts that get stuck in my head or that i think are clever

i'm over here now!

i sorta gave up hosting my own instance because i wanted to... not do that

I was in a video meeting with a (nice) coworker. 10 minutes in he says "ok I tried to be cool about it, but what the fuck is going on with your watch"

"I'm really popular I know like four people, maybe even five soon if im lucky!"

*confused look*

" .... and they live inside my phone."

if a single autistic person worked at youtube there would be a repeat button on the player

big brothers / big sisters but for trans ppl who don't know how to do anything gender-specific

Sharing a YT account with my 8 year old daughter means I get a lot of recommended content about snakes and dolls, and she occasionally gets tricked into watching explanations of differently sized infinities or how dishwashers work.

If internalized, subconscious homophobia is why women have dated me in the past, my bullies were right all along: a girl would have to be crazy to date me.

(and of course they were right that i'm, like, super gay ~💕)

I'll be worried about AI taking over the world when a music service realizes I just listen to the same 18 songs over and over and over and wait she's listening to something else and nope it's just a sped up version.

(specifically, https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4bFBM5wlFdcwJiNYQ2atMiNhYnuRTLcP)

I thought I was eating to drown my feelings but I think I was hungry