transister.social

Me: "so I like to follow all the new trans people without many followers. oh and the hot ones too"

*follows all trans people ever*

Trying to forgive myself but it's hard.

My most popular toot, possibly that I'll ever make, had both a grammatical error.

Went on a bender last night and made properly-gendered reddit and discord accounts

the best jokes sort of overload my brain and so my response is to point at the source and say "that. that is funny" while nodding my head.

this generally conveys the exact opposite message as I consist mostly of carbon and sarcasm

juuuust sat on my kid's Nutella bread and now I have Nutella butt

🧠: "maybe mix up your followers, girl - you can't just follow every trans person with less than 50 followers you can find"

*Scrolls past great memes, complaints about JavaScript, an #achewood conversation, gorgeous girls from the country of 🏳️‍⚧️, people being really nice to other strangers on the Internet*

🧠: "K nevermind I was wrong and I can admit it"

All you need is trans 🥰

Does your brain pronounce it "rouge-like" or is that just another one of those signs

Relatedly, years ago a friend randomly got a Nissan Rouge as his rental car and after a couple days I was no longer allowed to ride in it.

Thinking about names; wondering if making my initials ggg is a little too on-the-nose or just the right amount 😜

I have like 10 #domainnames centered around my deadname but fortunately I haven't accepted domain collecting is a problematic addiction so I can just get 10 more

newly being self-conscious about how i look and comparing myself to every other girl is just part of that authentic patriarchy vibe™️

#knivesout - Marta, while playing Go (a game with stones on a board), says she wants to play a beautiful game.

#GlassOnion - a puzzle in the form of a locked box with no lock

If the third movie has a sentient, malicious tree I'll know for sure.

fuck it, this is my main account now and the dumb boy account is my alt

I still blame all my absurd Costco returns on my ex-wife.

"Dunno man after three years she just said these pans gotta go. Women, amirite? How's your experience of the patriarchy going, pretty nice, that's good, me too, penises and all that, tip top cherrio" *tips tophat while walking away with my Costco cash card*

(I did actually say cherrio once so I had to move closer to a different Costco)

rapid onset gender euphoria

Fuck me, I'm kinda thinking I stayed with a girlfriend too long because she'd always just call me "babe" and it was just feminine enough to feel nice.

I need to go back to sleep and therapy

it's weird to be middle aged and 4 days old at the same time.

I follow awesome people because like 10 of y'all retooted "you're officially a cutie" and it keeps showing up in my feed again and making me smile.

The #GlassOnion needed a better editor.

In #knivesout every beat is relevant and provides important, though sometimes misleading, detail. It's an astonishingly intentional movie.

I'm Glass Onion, not so much. The first 10 minutes could be dropped entirely and the next 15 minutes are mostly redundant.

Yes, yes, yes it does get good after that, fine.