I still blame all my absurd Costco returns on my ex-wife.
"Dunno man after three years she just said these pans gotta go. Women, amirite? How's your experience of the patriarchy going, pretty nice, that's good, me too, penises and all that, tip top cherrio" *tips tophat while walking away with my Costco cash card*
(I did actually say cherrio once so I had to move closer to a different Costco)
