transister.social

if I had to desgin an app to be as user hostile as possible, i'd just pop the pink phone out of my lil pocket and open grindr

even taking into consideration that they want $2k a year for it, i'm surprised the domain source.cloud isn't registered

reminds me of rose’s disco elysium meme about harry failing a check trying to get his trans girlfriend pregnant

also like if anyone wants to try together like ummm hiiiii

hear me out on this: it's wrong for someone with 2,500 followers to sic their followers on a trans girl with 75

fuck anyone who does this, and fuck y'all who reinforce the power of bullies who strangely only use it to harm trans women when they get a little too uppity

fucking hell

new polycule announcement soon

wearing jeans and a tshirt today, my old boy uniform~ behold how masc I am!!

needed better wheels for my new gaymer chair and obviously I picked avocado because there was no pink

so much transphobia is because people get upset about how to score their sport game ,no i will not go outside

when tutorials introduce the most basic information everyone already knows ​

Also my own phones autocomplete insists I’m Gummy smh

idk but like if society valued women why wouldn’t it want more of them

climbs

my chicken tenders are extra nice today

apparently a moderate number of people think ginny is pronounced like “guinea pig”

and my bitch ass thought the ginny/jenny situation was the end of it

If any of yall have D&D characters into being objectified and probably also shamed, the other Ginny is doing a Valentine’s Day special and wants to hear about your characters:)

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqgBP0xb_J3WmolkgL2pQXfWuFr-D6RelIu9cY9x9CPxI_-g/viewform

Here’s something funny! Google has a trans employee group called “Trans@Google”

this year they weren’t allowed to include “Google” on the stickers; the artist had to redo all of these to remove the company name (I think they also toned down any Google-color branding)

Idk just a curious rule that I hadn’t encountered in my previous 20 years at the company (while getting and even creating an absurd amount of non-trans specific Google-branded swag) (I have team and Google branded shoes)

wow two 67s

his profile: “t only!”
me: “oh sorry I got rid of mine 🥰🏳️‍⚧️”

my corporate job skill set:

• deep and unnecessary esoteric knowledge of a single company’s artisanal version control system, build infrastructure, continuous integration and release systems
• pretty good for morale my meme game is fire
• I am really good at scaring away project managers by asking “well what do you mean when you say ‘project’” and then explaining why they are wrong for 30 minutes
• smell way better than any other engineer I’ve met ever
• willing to relocate to another country 😬
• I will provide extemporaneous feedback on unnecessary bureaucracy and poor technical design
• you can shut me up easily with candy or snacks
• I make HR cry
• erratic in an obscure, fun and lovable way; think “mascot” not “unabomber”

chat I am cooked if I decide to go back to tech

I’m taking a very professional and serious survey on how fediverse/mastodon features are used across instances and software!

so my first question: have you ever boosted a post someone else has written?

For statistical accuracy and reach, please boost!!!!