deep and unnecessary esoteric knowledge of a single company’s artisanal version control system, build infrastructure, continuous integration and release systems
pretty good for morale my meme game is fire
I am really good at scaring away project managers by asking “well what do you mean when you say ‘project’” and then explaining why they are wrong for 30 minutes
smell way better than any other engineer I’ve met ever
willing to relocate to another country 😬
I will provide extemporaneous feedback on unnecessary bureaucracy and poor technical design
you can shut me up easily with candy or snacks
I make HR cry
erratic in an obscure, fun and lovable way; think “mascot” not “unabomber”
