transister.social

my brother started following me again here and I’m sure he’s glad to get updates on my boob growth /s

i would link his account but he’s a privileged cishet white tech bro with his legal name on his profile, whereas I have haters among the nazis, furries, and queers

i sure hope none of this shit is ever important because i ignore it quicker than those blue "NEW FEATURE!" bubbles software is so horny for these days

ginny’s late transitioning girl archetype: I don’t want to take away from the real trans girls, I just dream about being a girl every day and shave body hair when I’m sad to feel better. Real trans girls are different… well idk exactly how because i subconsciously prevent myself from talking to them for some reason!

I sure wish I could be trans so I could be a girl. They’re so amazing.

I think my left boob grew last night, so I got that going for me

like I understand symmetry is the root of beauty but tits or gtfo

Does Hatsune Miku count as AI because I’m not willing to hate her.

// TODO: this should never happen

“all your stories involve the grocery store or Costco”

congratulations on figuring out I’m a middle age lady, would you like a cookie

felt cute, might flirt with someone at Costco

I tried to get a Tuta email account to try it out but I failed to pass the vibe check and they deleted my account

idk they still seem better than proton 😂

tis the season to make a lot of “ho” puns

I stomp down the stairs cuz it makes my boobs jiggle

I’m still so so mad about how bad Wake Up Dead Man was

sir this is grindr how are you targeting these ads

my managers manager sent out a holiday note that said in part his sons don’t always “honor their mother as they should” and it is the grossest thing I’ve ever read

city girl walking to the grocery

the kind of dommy mommy that makes sure you brush your teeth before bedtime

lol phishing emails specifically targeting homophobic SendGrid users is actually pretty funny lmao

no im not impressed you figured out I was gay

cis parents go to baseball games or shit idk, my kid and I share our oc’s with each other (hers are all planes it’s fucking adorable)

most of the stuff “stolen” by AI belongs in the public commons tbh