transister.social

sure, Wikipedia is “woke”

also when I came out I didn’t change my gender, I corrected a cishet man’s documentation error

How exactly does one suck a fuck

sometimes the purpose of a directors cut is to clarify the director had no idea why what they were making was any good (this is a post about Donnie Darko)

“Didn’t get into kink seriously until I became a dad” is just a weird fucking sentence with weird fucking implications my man

cis culture is fucked up,, it's pretty common to have these weird parties to discuss and celebrate the genitals of their unborn children. and there's like cake and party favors and shit. the truly unhinged have celebratory fireworks announcing what genitals their child has. people pick out - for a literal child! - which genitals they want them to have.

like ten years from now some cishet mom waddles up to her daughter all like "hey luna we saved this banner from when a bunch of people you don't know got together to celebrate your penis... i think you should hold on to it, its very special"

let’s hold hands and listen to sorting algorithms!

https://youtu.be/vr5dCRHAgb0

oh my god the keyboard requires a $109/year subscription to use the integrated offline ai (thats the kickstarter special price!!!) which membership do you have for your keyboard?

it comes with access to their exclusive phone app - it gives you access to all the features of your keyboard, on the go!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/phronesis/virtusx-phronesis-ultimate-ai-mechanical-keyboard-with-voice#h:-Software-Subscription

guys... ai keyboard

they did it, those bastards. they finally did it.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/phronesis/virtusx-phronesis-ultimate-ai-mechanical-keyboard-with-voice

ur mom's a flatpak

as a late person, i say we normalize being up to 10 minutes late to any event, 20 with a carelessly made up excuse

I didn’t celebrate international lesbian day because I’m more of a domestic type which is good because the government won’t let me renew my passport anymore

My pharmacy keeps calling me to ask why I called them, then say they will call me when they have something to say

Since I’m nice I don’t point out that last bit seems to be untrue and sometimes they just call for a bit of a chat ig I could make some tea and biscuits

years before cracking my egg my brother made fun of me for my ex-wife turning out to be a lesbian but I said and I quote “idk it’s kinda cool i was replaced by a lady”

#therewerenosigns

does @frameworkcomputer not know how much of the Linux stack is trans cat girls

Idk what a fops is but they might be involved too

trans cat girls, plus Linux

Boys appropriated long hair and it will not go unpunished

ai cowardly refused to make an image of clippy objectifying my OC

interestingly is it tried to cover up being woke by saying it wanted to portray Clippys true helpful intentions until I called out that pc nonsense

Good girls water their house plants!

New to Mastodon? Some Mastodoning 101 tips from your pal Gin:

• follow lots of people, there’s no algorithm to replace clicking “Follow”
• most folks here want a more social experience, and you’ll meet more people by replying and interacting beyond just “likes”
• that said: like and boost everything. It’s our love language
• at all times at least 25% of the folks you follow should have piccrew avatars. You don’t know what that is yet but that’s okay!
• some ppl will get mad if you call it Mastodon instead of the Fediverse; this will be covered in our 201 lecture which I encourage you to skip.

Black box warnings for Mastodon: “MAY CAUSE COMMUNISM IN RARE CASES. Refer to the package insert for more information (‘theory’), comrade.”

#FediTips

literally goated