transister.social

My pharmacy keeps calling me to ask why I called them, then say they will call me when they have something to say

Since I’m nice I don’t point out that last bit seems to be untrue and sometimes they just call for a bit of a chat ig I could make some tea and biscuits

years before cracking my egg my brother made fun of me for my ex-wife turning out to be a lesbian but I said and I quote “idk it’s kinda cool i was replaced by a lady”

#therewerenosigns

does @frameworkcomputer not know how much of the Linux stack is trans cat girls

Idk what a fops is but they might be involved too

trans cat girls, plus Linux

Boys appropriated long hair and it will not go unpunished

ai cowardly refused to make an image of clippy objectifying my OC

interestingly is it tried to cover up being woke by saying it wanted to portray Clippys true helpful intentions until I called out that pc nonsense

Good girls water their house plants!

New to Mastodon? Some Mastodoning 101 tips from your pal Gin:

• follow lots of people, there’s no algorithm to replace clicking “Follow”
• most folks here want a more social experience, and you’ll meet more people by replying and interacting beyond just “likes”
• that said: like and boost everything. It’s our love language
• at all times at least 25% of the folks you follow should have piccrew avatars. You don’t know what that is yet but that’s okay!
• some ppl will get mad if you call it Mastodon instead of the Fediverse; this will be covered in our 201 lecture which I encourage you to skip.

Black box warnings for Mastodon: “MAY CAUSE COMMUNISM IN RARE CASES. Refer to the package insert for more information (‘theory’), comrade.”

#FediTips

literally goated

ill let you know if this works

its a good film

tried to add the 40 year old gf meme to my bumble profile but a comouter scolded me and said no

good girls regularly check in on their automated backups:) ☺️

Sometimes I call back telemarketers just to feel alive

stop combining politics and kink cw’s in the same post, now I gotta expand that shit and hope for the best smh

it’s been so long since I remembered my dreams that I forgot entirely about the dream genre where like, it’s just a horrible thing that happened to you in a trenchcoat,,, so last night was “the first time i got clocked by a man and followed home” except instead of the gas station it’s college and the man wants me to balance a red black tree in Pascal

if i had a steam gift card for every steam gift card i've been offered for sex, I'd have two which isn't a lot but it is odd that it's happened twice

oh my god it's like the irs is fucking horny for me

I’m craving to emote with you

Other transfems (basic): “it’s weird to talk to cishet people like idk do you even know any?”

Me (enlightened): “Not to brag but I have one cishet dude friend I met him on grindr, he’s not on fedi, plus I don’t know his real name because he was trying to cheat on a wife he hadn’t told me about,, but anyway we straightened that out and have healthy boundaries now…!”