transister.social

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i get invited to diversity and inclusion events as a participant now

in case u are wondering “wow ginny is great I wonder what it’s like to be divorced from her” i just helped set up a new laptop for my ex-wife’s lover

“Wait I look cuter in the other mirror today” ~my brain just now

2 years ago: i don’t wear shorts it’s weird and awkward having people see my legs and stuff

today: why dont i have short shorts or an ass

had to ask a question on Reddit
so I had to get a Reddit account
so …

“this guy just called me bb what could that mean?”

google:

fyi im really fucking pretty like fr wtf

panera update! a guy from the mattress store next door popped in to try to sell the panera staff pillows and sheets

it's making me feel awkward i can't imagine this poor teenager who does not, probably, want to spend her money on a $200 pillow

mattress store man did not purchase anything

at panera drinking some murder lemonade and this jazzy cover of "all that she wants" came on and i don't think that's a great song to have a smooth jazz rendition of

also it's right wing and arguably antisemitic propaganda so, yknow, there's that

i love being forced to take a "creating an inclusive workplace" training at a workplace that is not at all inclusive

* no women in engineering promoted this cycle
* two women quietly removed from team leadership roles
* all women managers stepping down or leaving the team

"I don't think it's about women, I think it's just everyone"

Today 8:32 AM
fbf: “good morning”

Today 9:42 AM
me: “do you find me attractive?”

#badchoices

i may already have a heart in your color !

i thought it would be funny to tag some of the people that inspired these but i am gonna try making good choices. see how that goes for me.

also a couple of them are normals without fediverse accounts 🙄

i swear i just heard a clown walking down the street but i do not see one out there

“how long have you been cis?” ~ginny mae (single)

look im autistic im gonna echo questions back not trying to be a bitch. this time at least.

yikes, "applaud me, daddy" is a remarkably bad name for an improv troupe... and i was in one called "CrayHola"

i threw a ball for my dog... it was a lot of work but he looked good in his tuxedo

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paramount+ is included with a Walmart+ subscription, plus I get Disney+ as part of my cell phone plan. They also throw in ESPN+ but since im not into sports I traded that for an AMC+ account. Probably not keeping Apple TV+ after my 3 month trial finishes.

I signed up for a Wikipedia account and their email spam is problematically hard to unsubscribe from

I sign up to voluntarily help their service and they shit on me as a thank you present. I was force-opted in to unsolicited messages and they require me to log in to unsubscribe, it takes me to a fucking nightmare of a preference page with no indication about what I was reading to unsubscribe from

I should have known since their donation bullshit is just as gross and user hostile.