transister.social

“Wait I look cuter in the other mirror today” ~my brain just now

2 years ago: i don’t wear shorts it’s weird and awkward having people see my legs and stuff

today: why dont i have short shorts or an ass

had to ask a question on Reddit
so I had to get a Reddit account
so …

“this guy just called me bb what could that mean?”

google:

fyi im really fucking pretty like fr wtf

panera update! a guy from the mattress store next door popped in to try to sell the panera staff pillows and sheets

it's making me feel awkward i can't imagine this poor teenager who does not, probably, want to spend her money on a $200 pillow

mattress store man did not purchase anything

at panera drinking some murder lemonade and this jazzy cover of "all that she wants" came on and i don't think that's a great song to have a smooth jazz rendition of

also it's right wing and arguably antisemitic propaganda so, yknow, there's that

i love being forced to take a "creating an inclusive workplace" training at a workplace that is not at all inclusive

* no women in engineering promoted this cycle
* two women quietly removed from team leadership roles
* all women managers stepping down or leaving the team

"I don't think it's about women, I think it's just everyone"

Today 8:32 AM
fbf: “good morning”

Today 9:42 AM
me: “do you find me attractive?”

#badchoices

i may already have a heart in your color !

i thought it would be funny to tag some of the people that inspired these but i am gonna try making good choices. see how that goes for me.

also a couple of them are normals without fediverse accounts 🙄

i swear i just heard a clown walking down the street but i do not see one out there

“how long have you been cis?” ~ginny mae (single)

look im autistic im gonna echo questions back not trying to be a bitch. this time at least.

yikes, "applaud me, daddy" is a remarkably bad name for an improv troupe... and i was in one called "CrayHola"

i threw a ball for my dog... it was a lot of work but he looked good in his tuxedo

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paramount+ is included with a Walmart+ subscription, plus I get Disney+ as part of my cell phone plan. They also throw in ESPN+ but since im not into sports I traded that for an AMC+ account. Probably not keeping Apple TV+ after my 3 month trial finishes.

I signed up for a Wikipedia account and their email spam is problematically hard to unsubscribe from

I sign up to voluntarily help their service and they shit on me as a thank you present. I was force-opted in to unsolicited messages and they require me to log in to unsubscribe, it takes me to a fucking nightmare of a preference page with no indication about what I was reading to unsubscribe from

I should have known since their donation bullshit is just as gross and user hostile.

irl friends are weird because they dont imagine me as my profile pic

they woudnt even recognize it as me

so weoird

this is what I sound like when i imbue my namesake alcohol