transister.social

im more of a tree kisser than a tree puncher, so I never got much into minecraft

I tried out that AFK Journey game but there was way too much game playing so i uninstalled it

i wish this was a joke

services that try to be friendly by including my name ironically do the opposite cuz I still have my dumbname on so many accounts :3

i have giant sausage fingers why put a commonly used navigation button tiny pixels away from the “delete everything you just wrote” button

oh i didnt wanna complain about it because its a cool free tool someone built and what have i ever done, but i'm really glad the plural plugin removed the link it added to every post (it took up a LOT of space on my timeline showing very redundant link previews. at least while certain people were awake and posting lol.)

are they asking me questions about myself because theyre interested in me , or trying to social engineer my password 🤔

“you know a lot of people with the last name …. McGrindr?”

yeah truuueee but i also know a few McBumbles and surprisingly one McFacebookDating(!)

keeps em all bunched together nice in the contacts app

my niece asked me how i would survive in a hunter/gatherer society but wouldn’t accept my answer of “id help them with their cell phones “

sometimes my new phone makes new noises and I dont know why, like it keeps making this very aggressive doalaloop alert and i don’t even know what app is making it go doopaloooio but it sounds angry

i like pretending im a gorl at least

sorta glad trans month of visibility is over so i can boymode it to the body shop to get my car repaired

boy: “see, Dune is a truly perfect novel which set standards for science fiction that are so common they’re like air, invisible but crucial. for example in the fifth chapter of the third novel…”

*cuts him off mid-sentence*

“duncan idaho”

🎤 🫳

(guttural croaking)

felt visible might boost later #tdov

we’re not religious ,, but as a family we are willing to celebrate holidays where candy plays a central role

Easter is cool because there is candy to snack on while concocting elaborate lies for my daughter

i like telling people i switched to iphone because it's more secure, people cant trust android because it's open source and easy to hack because you can see all the codes

if one of their eyes hasnt started twitching i add that a friend told me "they hack it with github. or jithub. idk how its pronounced do you? i have hacker friends"

anyways thats how i flirt its going okay :pika:

i am experimenting with ways to not get called jenny and so far “gin like the intoxicating alcohol and knee like, you know, a knee *points to her own knee*” is working but is quite long winded