i like telling people i switched to iphone because it's more secure, people cant trust android because it's open source and easy to hack because you can see all the codes
if one of their eyes hasnt started twitching i add that a friend told me "they hack it with github. or jithub. idk how its pronounced do you? i have hacker friends"
One guy actually winced when I said “codes” plural, then realized I was probably trolling as I slowly sipped coffee from a vintage Google mug, and played along for a bit (solid keeper, 6/10)
