transister.social

sorta glad trans month of visibility is over so i can boymode it to the body shop to get my car repaired

boy: “see, Dune is a truly perfect novel which set standards for science fiction that are so common they’re like air, invisible but crucial. for example in the fifth chapter of the third novel…”

*cuts him off mid-sentence*

“duncan idaho”

🎤 🫳

(guttural croaking)

felt visible might boost later #tdov

we’re not religious ,, but as a family we are willing to celebrate holidays where candy plays a central role

Easter is cool because there is candy to snack on while concocting elaborate lies for my daughter

i like telling people i switched to iphone because it's more secure, people cant trust android because it's open source and easy to hack because you can see all the codes

if one of their eyes hasnt started twitching i add that a friend told me "they hack it with github. or jithub. idk how its pronounced do you? i have hacker friends"

anyways thats how i flirt its going okay :pika:

i am experimenting with ways to not get called jenny and so far “gin like the intoxicating alcohol and knee like, you know, a knee *points to her own knee*” is working but is quite long winded

“oh so did, like, your sister teach you how to flirt like a girl?”

no this is just how ive always flirted; possibly related, during my cis male phase i accidentally married a lesbian oops!!

got banned from tinder again

maybe it's just me, firefox, but i don't want my fuckin web browser to be a pdf editor.

in fact i actively want my browser to *NOT* be a PDF editor

:3

people would be surprised how much thought i put into a one-sentence post with broken grammar, but i am dedicated to my craft (trans mitch hedberg)

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“I’m like one of those condemned buildings that doesn’t have a sign outside that says UNSAFE, just filled with asbestos. It’s not gonna kill you right away… but it’ll take years off your life”

they say clothes really make the man, but the opposite is true for tailors

“Now streaming EXCLUSIVELY on Max!”

yah and my emby server, bitch

folks saying they "have their shit together" are just bragging about being privileged

there are people who do not know listing your “top 5 ethnicities” is a red flag to all ethnicities

spent an hour at dinner convincing my partner not to steal idina menzel‘s shoes from out front