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Bio
i post for attention and affection (it's a youngest child thing): memes, tech rambles, newly acquired domain names, and short irreverent nonsense i think is funny. ymmv.
seattle based. single parent. self-unemployed after >20 years in big tech
created 1st mastodon account: 2022-12-22
found out i was a girl: 2022-12-22
(former was causal to the latter)
i don’t use ai in my writing because it capitalizes words, and also because writing is the fun part for me (you do you!)
ask me about my banger domain names!
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Easter is cool because there is candy to snack on while concocting elaborate lies for my daughter
i like telling people i switched to iphone because it's more secure, people cant trust android because it's open source and easy to hack because you can see all the codes
if one of their eyes hasnt started twitching i add that a friend told me "they hack it with github. or jithub. idk how its pronounced do you? i have hacker friends"
anyways thats how i flirt its going okay :pika:
i am experimenting with ways to not get called jenny and so far “gin like the intoxicating alcohol and knee like, you know, a knee *points to her own knee*” is working but is quite long winded
“oh so did, like, your sister teach you how to flirt like a girl?”
no this is just how ive always flirted; possibly related, during my cis male phase i accidentally married a lesbian oops!!
got banned from tinder again
maybe it's just me, firefox, but i don't want my fuckin web browser to be a pdf editor.
in fact i actively want my browser to *NOT* be a PDF editor
:3
people would be surprised how much thought i put into a one-sentence post with broken grammar, but i am dedicated to my craft (trans mitch hedberg)
ginny-v2.patch5 release notes: this information not provided by the developer
“I’m like one of those condemned buildings that doesn’t have a sign outside that says UNSAFE, just filled with asbestos. It’s not gonna kill you right away… but it’ll take years off your life”
they say clothes really make the man, but the opposite is true for tailors
“Now streaming EXCLUSIVELY on Max!”
yah and my emby server, bitch
folks saying they "have their shit together" are just bragging about being privileged
there are people who do not know listing your “top 5 ethnicities” is a red flag to all ethnicities
spent an hour at dinner convincing my partner not to steal idina menzel‘s shoes from out front
im red/green colorblind but only when it comes to dating flags
being trans is kinda like the witness protection program , you hide your old name and change up your presentation
just. instead of the mob im hiding from masculinity
the kinda girl that has cute coffee dates with her grindr hookup
misogyny is rooted in the deepknowledge, that boy horny is a pitiful and unsatisfying approximation of girl horny
i will be commissioning a tshirt
"i oozed so she could manic"
... when I'm sober and less horny and if it still sounds funny