transister.social

personally id rather watch my nuggies air fry

sometimes i just eat a lemon

oh shit i guess i incidentally came out to my dad lol

if u get out from under the blanket it’s really cold…. better cuddle up close instead

a girl who uses 02 instead of 2

i don’t date , i just adopt cute dorks i find on the internet

relationships should be like follow requests

ginny wants to date you, accept or decline

flirting with queers is hard work because at some point im calling them cute and loving on them and suddenly they get suspicious and start asking for reasonings and citations

like im kissing wikipedia or something

remember to check the 9 volt battery in your ginny so she doesn’t start beeping in the middle of the night

the Wikipedia page for weather forecasting, has a section on methodologies; one of the first ones is “Looking at the sky”

men, remember: every day you don’t wear a skirt is a day you’ll never get back

BRO do you even know who I am??

cuz im not sure who’s fronting right now thanks

i put a skirt on just to do my hrt shot

I’m surprised there aren’t chasers of people with borderline

like you can do whatever and no matter what happens it’s the borderline person’s fault. nobody sees the quiet constant abuse

just the very “sudden” meltdown when she finally breaks

attraction to GNC folks transcends sexuality

trans (0x90)

oh dang i even got unfriended on steam :blobfoxlaugh:

people really fuckin’ disappear me when they’re done lol (/hj /lu)

someone asked why my ex unfriended them:

“I can’t imagine something I have less control over. Even the weather, I can influence by driving my car too much.”

work: 9 hours
sleep: 8 hours
commute: 1.5 hours
boiling pizza: 1.5 hours
hobbies: 2 hours
socializing: 4 hours
mental illnesses: 9 hours
candle shopping: 6 hours

someone with executive function please help me budget this. my family is dying.