transister.social

“if you’re mad at everyone, eat”

I DON’T SEE HOW THAT WILL FIX A BROKEN WORLD

but i’ll make some fish and maybe eat a potato ig :neko_fish:

protonmail has put an advertisement in their fucking email client

why does everyone need a fierce kick in the dick lately

I talk to like one cis dude and even he wears skirts

gonna insert ads into conversations I have with customer support

then at some point I'll stop talking mid-sentence and request they take a survey rating their experience on a Likert scale

....idk, something about cookie preferences too?

is it irony that my "transgender week of visibility" post gets hidden by big social media sites

angry people hate having their feelings called interesting and never engage with my follow-up questions

what’s up with that?

what some bitches don’t realize is,, telling me my feelings are wrong and don’t matter just gives me wild gender euphoria

i am a real girl!

explaining updog to a kid who's never heard of it before is fucking glorious

I will smite all your territory with frogs
the frogs will be all over you and your servants

:blobfrog: :frog_blush: :frog_cozy: :frog_gay: :frog_love: :frog_think:

the worst - nay, the shittiest - part of enshittification is it doesn’t matter if it works. there is no negative cost to making a product worse in an attempt to make more money, and “opportunity cost” to spend time on re-unshittification will keep things shitty even when it doesn’t drive XX% YoY growth

companies also don’t want to let customers “win” in pushing back against shitification, because that could make us think our opinion matter

pirate everything
become unshittable

youtube video: have you ever wondered what it is ilke to be a chair?

kiddo & me, simultaneously: no

she picks a different video

bwink, or boy twink

made a Karl Marx reference in a group chat with an anarchist and a communist, ama

growing up my dad would occasionally show up for his assigned parenting time. sometimes he’d take us fishing

you sit around, nobody expects you to talk and sometimes if you do they tell you to shut up… the only bad part about fishing, is the fish

growing up with no parental involvement, I learned how to fix problems by myself. this one was easy. I think I figured it out the second time we went.

just rig the bait up so it falls off instantly, and you will never catch a fish. you can just sit around while the boys do their thing, without a worry in the world

tonight is my first night having progesterone and it's hard for me to put my head down to sleep!

it's like I'm waiting for Christmas morning to come, so I can run downstairs to the tree and check out my new C cup breasts. a present from the Progesterfairy left with love while I slept

:chaserexcited:

wait what do you mean it takes more than one night?! even if i put it in my butt?

holy shit, about half of the tilapia humans eat are FTM transgender, for capitalism reasons

:sparkles_trans: we have an official fish :neko_fish:

dating app notification Matt liked you!

“ugh I just need to disable my account I can’t even with people named “Matt””

taps the notification; “Matt” is wearing a skirt

“clearly I’ve been too hasty, and have learned an important lesson today”

hey dumbass (specifically, me): you don’t need to open terminal to sudo reboot because believe it or not they added that functionality directly into gnome 45

adulting hard by catching up on my correspondence (fedi replies)