transister.social

wasn't feeling enough self-hatred so I'm looking into voice training

my outfit today is "junior high chic"

maybe i'll get laid off and all of my problems instantly go away and get replaced by one new big problem

what the fuck

I need to do some shopping, even my pink flamingos shirt is too masc :/

Guess I'm old enough I just kinda fall asleep mid-conversation

I know everyone here's young and spry* but a good unexpected sleepy is very nice. Especially if you have someone to snugg u up wherever your body happens to drop

(* editors note: phone REALLY wanted to autocomplete this to "slutty")

facebook showing me posts from an exgf and it's like

how did I date this chick
she doesn't even use an oxford comma
what the hell was I thinking
hot tho

"there are no women on mastodon!"

my good bitch we are everywhere and just don't want to talk to YOU, creepy dude keeping a running tally of women

i think I have like.... 3 boys that follow me. Fedi is therefore less than 1% male so idk how you can't find women to follow

being autistic helped me prepare for being trans, since I already spend 85% of my time not knowing what the hell is going on

i like the added functionality of firefish (nee calckey)

but the ux choices and design aren't compatible with how my brain works and i hate it so much i'm sorruyyy

one day I will move to the next stage of transition; from "He looks like he lost a bet" to "She made bad decisions whilst spending her birthday Claire's gift card"

There is someone I follow that is eerily similar to me and I'm starting to worry about a fight-club situation (instead of fighting we're becoming girls)

reminiscing about the time I hid from a stripper in a gentlemen's club bathroom during my brother's bachelor party #cis

ex: "your not his type he's straight"
me: *grows boobs* :transgender_pride_potion:

also I've been trans long enough to know "straight" guys better than some rando cisbian :blobfoxsmug:

got some weird terfy kinda vibes from a girl, so I called myself a "gold star lesbian" and she got SO MAD

im going to be doing this lot more while I still can

lady, my bio says im autistic and learning about communism, what did you expect when you swiped right

got called 'miss' by a cashier, 10/10 would recommend

got a bunch of therapy homework today, gonna be hard to slot that in between my skyrim homework and communism studies