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"there are no women on mastodon!"

my good bitch we are everywhere and just don't want to talk to YOU, creepy dude keeping a running tally of women

i think I have like.... 3 boys that follow me. Fedi is therefore less than 1% male so idk how you can't find women to follow

Just post about the Linux kernel, for fuck sake!

Or if you want to be naughty~~
post a bad secop take and wait
The catgirls will find you.

And yes they will fuck your shit up but just go "mew mrow" and BAM u have some friends

How is this a challenge. How is this hard for anybody.