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jump to repliesjust remembered a relevant prior toot I tooted like a year ago:
https://transister.social/@gintoxicating/statuses/01JYJNN2B8G8K726ZE9F7CQEEJ
though it's a fake tree with LED lights!
low risk of fire, high risk of mirth and gaiety
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back to top@gintoxicating oh gods it so does
@moira @gintoxicating My family not infrequently left our tree up year round. But we also had fake trees (grew up on military bases where real trees weren’t allowed) so it wasn’t much of a fire hazard.
@djwudi @gintoxicating …whyyyyyyyy?
I mean, did you have to dust the ornaments? How many strands went out a year? Did you have the more expensive “ones goes out the rest stay on” lights?
@moira A combination of factors; high on that list was mom's disabilities and general enjoyment of holiday "stuff". Sometimes the tree would come down at a generally-recognized reasonable time, sometimes it'd come down around February or March, and sometimes, well, why bother?
Probably should have been dusted regularly. Probably wasn't. Lights didn't get turned on year-round, I think.
@gintoxicating Mostly statistical noise after January, probably people leaving their tree up too long.
@Elizafox @gintoxicating ok but why is August more likely than July?
@oblomov @Elizafox @gintoxicating that's just noise in the data.
The better question is: why aren't February and November more prominent? If the middle of the graph is "those who are too late and too early", there should be slopes on either side.
11 questions actually, there is 1% missing where when did those trees go? burnt during a time that is outside the calendar?
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Christmas-themed parties perhaps. Candles and lots of alcohol involved, so the risk is higher than during the regular season.
@gintoxicating I just had to track down the source to confirm this is real, and it is: https://www.nfpa.org/education-and-research/research/nfpa-research/fire-statistical-reports/christmas-tree-fires
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Has someone already asked if this is Ai-generated?
@gintoxicating I feel they got what they had coming.
@gintoxicating Thank you for including excellent alt text.
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I would love my christmas tree in april.
Decorated with colored eggs.
But my wife allways removes it in february
@gintoxicating only a single data point, but friends of ours keep the thing until around June, and then burn it in the summer as an event during one of their BBQs
@gintoxicating Well, in the southern hemisphere, Christmas is in June, so that explains June/July, at least. /j




