transister.social

step 1: sync with key partners and product to identify OKR KPIs

step 2: define CUJs ~~ "what do people WANT when they visit this gay website?"

step 3: draft outgoing launch comms based on what is designed

step 4: flip a coin; heads=leadership changed, go back to step 1

step 5: Enterprise Java

step 6: final launch approvals, flip launch bit

step 7: die a little inside because im joking about doing this for my website but all that shit is my day job and it sucks assssss (bad)