I'm gonna have a party and people will show up and think "what is happening here" because the aesthetic is odd for a grown man. About an hour in I pull the hidden lever, boom: 1000 pink balloons fall from the sky as if summoned from some dangerous unknown
Pink confetti cannons start a small portion of forest on fire. Startled children weep.
"I'm a girl, bitches!" I scream as I ride my jetpack into space (I'm wearing a jetpack).
