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Ginny Mae 
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im intoxicated
a lot of the just normal things I do are sexy now that I know I'm a girl
Like eat a popsicle or sit all in my underwears
That's a benefit
Ginny Mae
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Sorry, this is a poorly constructed joke. I will workshop it a bit now that I'm sober.
(Relatedly, this is why I didn't ever do stand-up. I'd just keep rewriting forever. I always appreciated the low expectations that came with performing improv)