transister.social

"now streaming exclusively on Netflix" my emby server calls bullshit

oooo I wonder if she'll like of the Devil

some of y'all didn't grow up reading the instruction manual while your older siblings played the new video game, and it shows

I was told it's "weird" that the first thing I do with a new game is open the Settings page to see what's poppin' in there?!!

“oh cool i bet she’d like this post… that she boosted”

at least i realize before spending 15 minutes  rewriting a five word dm

i kinda look like i got boobs in this picture so here you go

my therapist: "so pretend you could ask everyone who knows of you if they hate you"

i think she might be goading me, she has to know polls are a feature of this failed social media platform.

istg this guy messages me once a month just to see if I've gotten desperate enough and

the sun is a deadly laser (selfie ec)

oh someone i thought didn’t hate me anymore has blocked me, so i guess not

google’s stupid ai thing keeps interpreting my searches as prompt instructions and it’s more annoying than what it used to do, explaining my search back to me

“i’m a man pretending to be a trans woman” levels of mental health rn

too lazy to make the meme and rn

no: “end all wars”

yes: “no war but class war”

turning leftists into hard authoritarians has got to be the ruling class’s favorite function of ai

and with trans women it’s:

that guardian article about a woman being told she has anxiety was removed because that's not what happened

even before the article was taken down what the article actually says was the patient said it was anxiety

oh no

my brain is so dumb it thinks just because it’s exhausted i’m going to go to bed lol

the empire strikes back, except luke calls yoda on his bullshit in the swamp

got called genie this time which is my least favorite mispronunciation so far