transister.social

stumbled upon a strategy of asking telemarketers to sing a song with me; success rates stand at 20%

“I’m hot for myself, other people finding me sexy is just a bonus”

I put this meme on one of my app profiles and guys started trying to order off of it like a fuckin drive thru menu “I’ll take the #3, and add a baked apple pie” (not a sex thing I’m just a McDonald’s in this scenario)

whilst known mostly for his popular tv show, he later tried to break out of this typecast by launching his own roblox game

the grungler has entered my vocabulary and I’m not sure how i lived without it for so long

You stop at gas stations because your car has an internal combustion engine

I stop at gas stations for an absurdly large soda for 69 cents

We are not the same

another year asked not to wear my sexy velma costume “for the sake of the children” smh who do u think im keeping safe from creepy carnival workers pretending to be ghouls. now give me some candy and compliment my tits~ I have a bra working overtime on that shit

It is 2069. Everyone is a girl until proven otherwise. To contest assignment one must attend a Gender Repair party, successfully complete a written exam and obstacle course, plus show a REAL ID compliant id along with two bills showing a current mailing address.

After processing the candidate will receive a determination of gender certificate and, if successful, may select a beard or goatee from the prizes table.

just a gay girl who has no idea what to do with her right hand in photos (selfie, ec)

“Have you noticed when describing your ideals in a masc partner, you’re basically describing yourself before transition?”

fuck you, but also yes I started to put the pieces together when I added “he wears pretty dresses” to the list

My Robe of Girl Kissing gives +2 to all charisma rolls

just had a moment of realization that my WiFi password is older than many of the people that read this post

hey what’s everyone up to
being gay?
that’s pretty cool

my personal experience suggests it’s misguided that they forced Alan Turing to take progesterone to make him less horny for men

the kind of girl that chuckles at home depot when she sees a "shaft/bits holder" (it's flexible~!)

One of the negatives about a fall birthday is picking out an outfit is like “Hell yeah I’ll wear one of my sluttiest sweaters and jeans outfits!”

It’s my birthday and I’m of the age where I need a calculator to figure out how old I am… so instead I’ll just repost this meme about how old milfy broads like me are hot af

(thats what it says right I don’t have my reader glasses)