transister.social

being a bottom with a restrictive eating disorder is weird because normally I am all about putting things inside of me

local men not docile and deferential? turn any man into a 🥺 boi with this ONE WEIRD TRICK!

And the sky is lookin kinda cloudy
so maybe you should stay inside
and you and I can get a little rowdy

FUCK IT, Christmas tree

someone suggested my day planner is inappropriate for work and it's like just let me be gay ffs

“Why do you use the lowercase g when you write your name Ginny?”

because the capital g feels like it has been debased by google maybe

I was chatting up the grocery store clerk and he (politely) asks “hey why do you still wear a mask?” and so I say “do you think the medical field cares about or for people who look like me?”

And since he was a Black man he thought a second, nodded his head and said “real”

welp i filed a federal EEOC and state human rights violation complaint against my employer, ill let you know if those are still real things in today’s society (I have low to no expectations from the federal commission ngl)

I wanna cut my hair short but first I need someone ready to hold me while I cry because I cut my hair

Fun thing about having a US public school education is seeing historical terms like “crown of Aragon” and wonder if a dragon was really crowned monarch of a country

.... yet somehow i'm single

for the first time (maybe ever?) a product I use added an AI feature that's actually... kinda nice? that's rare and special, like me.

bumble new safety feature: share your date’s profile with someone in case he murders you

“Avoid waiting for a subpoena when your friend has been assaulted: only on Bumble!”

Dollar store is out of “It’s a girl” ballons and it’s like wtf how am I supposed to celebrate Father’s Day smh

Got accosted by a Karen out shopping because while driving I passed her car, she followed me to where I was going to yell at me for passing her and then an old lady started recording us so like watch for that on YouTube I guess

A coworker with a teenage “son” only child saw my blahaj and was like “oh my kid keeps asking me for that is that some kind of internet thing? Like a meme?”

Sir I think you might have a daughter

I have had to meet a bunch with HR as my corporate overlords target the disabled with career-impacting harassment and literally had an hr rep do everything but directly call me an aggressive man pretending to be a woman; she then cried because of my tone and ended the conversation refusing to do her job.

What did I say? I calmly said I didn’t accept that she was “on my side” (as she literally has a job responsibility to enforce company policy not represent my best interest). So because I didn’t adore her for “being on my side” I am unappreciative and will not get help.

Yea it was a white woman who calls herself an “ally” how did you know that???

also btw i am platonically in love with youtube physicist angela collier who i call angela collider because I misread her name

i was really digging dissociating to her stuff already then she went on a rant about how she doesn't understand why the people who want to look at and inspect children's genitals to make sure they go to the right bathroom and play the right sports aren't being put on watchlists to keep them away from children

(her dragging the ceo of zoom for promising AI clones is a personal favourite)

crashing out