transister.social

A coworker with a teenage “son” only child saw my blahaj and was like “oh my kid keeps asking me for that is that some kind of internet thing? Like a meme?”

Sir I think you might have a daughter

I have had to meet a bunch with HR as my corporate overlords target the disabled with career-impacting harassment and literally had an hr rep do everything but directly call me an aggressive man pretending to be a woman; she then cried because of my tone and ended the conversation refusing to do her job.

What did I say? I calmly said I didn’t accept that she was “on my side” (as she literally has a job responsibility to enforce company policy not represent my best interest). So because I didn’t adore her for “being on my side” I am unappreciative and will not get help.

Yea it was a white woman who calls herself an “ally” how did you know that???

also btw i am platonically in love with youtube physicist angela collier who i call angela collider because I misread her name

i was really digging dissociating to her stuff already then she went on a rant about how she doesn't understand why the people who want to look at and inspect children's genitals to make sure they go to the right bathroom and play the right sports aren't being put on watchlists to keep them away from children

(her dragging the ceo of zoom for promising AI clones is a personal favourite)

crashing out

wake up babe new existential dread just dropped

Every sized container of ice cream is de facto a single serving until proven otherwise.

an overestimate

teeth are proof enough to me that no sane god exists

Ok sure maybe it’s my weekly estrogen cycle but what if people at work are just especially annoying on tuesdays

if vaccines cause autism juice me up bitch
(also they dont)

👉👈 umm :pleading_sheesh:

My cishet friend told me he’s glad he is married because my relationship life sounded chaotic and like I don’t even tell him the best stories!!

Whale talk is prohibited

I am unwilling to concede that tomorrow is June

If you ever need me I’m always just 4 missed calls and 7 texts away :bugcat_love:

the little iPhone lullaby that plays when I’m supposed to go to sleep is a passive aggressive little bitch

grindr hookup: "sorry if this is awkward but can i ask you something about your linkedin profile?"

me: :what:

me: :neomouse_blush_hide:

me: :neomouse_what:

me: "my man... what the entire fuck"

why i'm a TPM now

google photos AI search no longer lets me search my photo library for "femboy"

i think it speaks well of me that two of my trans friends are blocked by my transfem-centered instance