transister.social

“Whatcha want me to call u in therapy” should scare boys off but it doesn’t. Boys may be dumb idk

Read my journal from when I discovered
I was trans and by golly this girl was all over the place 😅

She did a really great job tho :)

got me one of those soccer mom on a Costco run vibes going rn

Men exist primarily to freshen up a lady’s coffee while she’s in the bath. A small secondary reason is breeding.

I think if I’m anything I’m probably a mouse girl

“You have the bathroom only a woman would have” has given away the fact someone is trying to cheat (7!) more than any other tell including “eventual confession out of fear of an angry irrational trans lady named ginny” (3)

My kid comes up to me and says “I don’t think you know enough about my OCs” and had quite literally prepared a lecture

Just gonna say as the adult here that crushes are stupid and illogical and I blame cuties for the whole situation.

Parenting is so cool I’m out five bucks and now I have a tooth

whoo it's a certain type of thrill waking up to a few hundred notifications, and nervously checking to see if I'm the main antagonist of some feral transphobic fedi bullshit or if it's just one of my old posts making fun of AI popping off

chat, this is what being truly alive feels like !!!

moodsic

uwu

Went to get my eyebrows done at a new place and the lady was a little suspicious of me until I demonstrated proper knowledge of Korean skincare at which point we were soul-bonded

catching up with some cis boys I knew before transitioning

“So what’s you boys’ skincare routine?”

my budtender guy at the dispensary had a “prep school villain from finding forrester” vibe to him which is more of an east coast thing, last time it was a cool lady with a hat that was better

hiya cuties

maybe she’s born with it
maybe it’s estradiol :v_estradiol:

manic milfy dream tranny

Is it fucked up or healthy that my ideal guy is basically a male version of cisboy me; a nerdy, quirky, smart, considerate cross dressing bottom