transister.social

Parenting is so cool I’m out five bucks and now I have a tooth

whoo it's a certain type of thrill waking up to a few hundred notifications, and nervously checking to see if I'm the main antagonist of some feral transphobic fedi bullshit or if it's just one of my old posts making fun of AI popping off

chat, this is what being truly alive feels like !!!

moodsic

uwu

Went to get my eyebrows done at a new place and the lady was a little suspicious of me until I demonstrated proper knowledge of Korean skincare at which point we were soul-bonded

catching up with some cis boys I knew before transitioning

“So what’s you boys’ skincare routine?”

my budtender guy at the dispensary had a “prep school villain from finding forrester” vibe to him which is more of an east coast thing, last time it was a cool lady with a hat that was better

hiya cuties

maybe she’s born with it
maybe it’s estradiol :v_estradiol:

manic milfy dream tranny

Is it fucked up or healthy that my ideal guy is basically a male version of cisboy me; a nerdy, quirky, smart, considerate cross dressing bottom

if we have ever dated I have a heart necklace in your favorite color that has outlived your place in my life (guess I liked it more than u sorry not sorry)

anyone wanna be gays together

got told by a 60 year old dude to smile more, ask me anything

“When I first moved after college my friends and I would get together and watch lost live every week at my place when it came out!!”

“.. um 😐 I was still an egg”

“Oh I was too I didn’t crack until…”

“Nonononono, I was still an egg. In my mum.”

:blobghostdeadawa:

fuck yeah i am, this sign knows what up

The office will get gayer until morale improves

yo this mcdonalds is bullshit not a single trans cat with a clarinet wtf

“You have the skin of a younger woman”

No way silly I promise I didn’t hurt anyone and if I did I wouldn’t be so dumb as to keep such a gruesome trophy that directly ties me to the act~~