transister.social

systemd-libs-0:256.12-1.fc41.x86_64 proof linux is a liberal conspiracy

ooo a space cowboy

I guess I said I like myself during therapy yesterday and my therapist was all like “Ginny I have never heard you say that before” and I was like “oh yeah I’ve loved myself for a few weeks I thought I told you” and she’s like like “no but you did tell me about the squirrel you chased around” and I was like “of course I know how to prioritize did I tell you his name is Charlie and he’s gonna propose to his boyfriend!!”

ive had morning sickness the past two days i better be pregnant

work quote: "wait ur working with a person who identifies as a racoon and codes in rust? do... do I know them?"

Sometimes I look in the mirror and can’t believe how hot I am, then feel a bit bad for depriving the world of my sexiness for decades.

I just boosted her post cuz i don’t really care if ppl find my secret slutty account, I mostly had it to not trigger an ace gf who had since blocked me (I think we’re broken up :miku_laugh:)

All the best shit happens to me at Costco:

• women excitedly sharing clothing options
• being told my husband has to be here if the membership card is in his name
• $1.50 hotdog combo
• men drooling over how hot I am
• zipfizz samples

um a lady came up to me and said “excuse me you have long legs you should come see this” and picked me out some leggings :blobbee_flag_trans:

I’d stop to stare at lady legs like these especially in the winter when most girls hide them for warmth

An entire family of 3 stopped their conversation to watch me pick out my steaks lol

ngl cishet dudes mostly all look alike so I could totally be wrong but I’m pretty sure I’ve talked to this dude on Grindr and he’s here with a girlfriend

Is there a “how to fedi for beginners (trans girl edition)”? I found a trans girl on mastodon social confused where all of us are :3

Kinda glad I kept this boy shirt it’s now my “It’s Ok To Talk To Me About Balatro” shirt

I have a little cat running around my transfem account, 10/10 implementation the little fuck even gets annoyingly in the way somewhat often like a real cat.

I named her Luna

Today is a day for gender nonconformity.

I’d set up a fragsturztaube but I’m not interesting so I just post answers without being asked.

how is "bootlicker" a pejorative i think it's nice when subby girls do it ?