transister.social

ladies if ur not gonna top your husband that’s fine just let me do it

DUDE i closed my garage door right as a crow flew in to see what’s good and she got trapped and we both had a lot of emotional processing to get through the situation together

oof

free range farm fresh femboys (organic)

trying to think of a good pun on "subcomponent" for a design document but none of them I've thought of so far have been appropriate for work

I’m not plural but wtf was I doing last night I got like 59 tabs about Big Ben open, I have no recollection of this whatsoever

brb running to home depot

Dear self,

hi! it’s me ginny. can we stop liking boys?

love u,
gin

cis people are so cooked they use snapchat

a guy i was getting a low-grade crush on out of nowhere says oh btw i just got married is that okay :puniko_mad:

ginny: “looking for a boy to treat poorly and take my frustration out on”

cishet men: “uwu 🥺”

Talking to normal people is weird because they usually don’t have a favorite rock to show me

I set my clock to 24 hour time so I could start using it and sometimes I look up at my clock and get sad because I still don’t know what time it is and now I gotta do some math

I’m presenting a design doc today gotta figure out how to fit a blahaj into my webcam frame !

And pick out which one gets to join me!!

One time I was trying to explain something to my therapist so I did this great Pinocchio metaphor where I said she turned me into a real boy, and then I turned that boy into a girl. And then she asked me if I ever saw the movie and I said no because I heard it was racist.

I can’t buy eggs without special research to find and then only if I show up when the store opens throw elbows like it’s a black friday sale or goodwill outlet.

the problem I’ve noticed with some guys is they don’t want to get bossed around and bullied. it’s weird.

“I’ve been divorced two months and I’m ready to start dating again”

lol no you are not

I think I got too excited to hang out with this femboy I met and he realized I’m really weird too early in the friendship courtship ritual.

attractive people should get dating app stuff for free, we make the world a better place and deserve something in return (note by definition every trans person is a cutie and would by definition qualify so that’s neat)