transister.social

cis people are so cooked they use snapchat

a guy i was getting a low-grade crush on out of nowhere says oh btw i just got married is that okay :puniko_mad:

ginny: “looking for a boy to treat poorly and take my frustration out on”

cishet men: “uwu 🥺”

Talking to normal people is weird because they usually don’t have a favorite rock to show me

I set my clock to 24 hour time so I could start using it and sometimes I look up at my clock and get sad because I still don’t know what time it is and now I gotta do some math

I’m presenting a design doc today gotta figure out how to fit a blahaj into my webcam frame !

And pick out which one gets to join me!!

One time I was trying to explain something to my therapist so I did this great Pinocchio metaphor where I said she turned me into a real boy, and then I turned that boy into a girl. And then she asked me if I ever saw the movie and I said no because I heard it was racist.

I can’t buy eggs without special research to find and then only if I show up when the store opens throw elbows like it’s a black friday sale or goodwill outlet.

the problem I’ve noticed with some guys is they don’t want to get bossed around and bullied. it’s weird.

“I’ve been divorced two months and I’m ready to start dating again”

lol no you are not

I think I got too excited to hang out with this femboy I met and he realized I’m really weird too early in the friendship courtship ritual.

attractive people should get dating app stuff for free, we make the world a better place and deserve something in return (note by definition every trans person is a cutie and would by definition qualify so that’s neat)

Knicked myself shaving my legs and am now bleeding more than i have ever seen someone bleed and I was told to watch a c-section

i messed up my old account i think permanently so i'm trying to figure out what to do about that whole thing before re-following people so i don't like follow spam ppl i am weird sorry computer is hjard

which one of you assholes already registered the domain girlth.ing

My body is a machine that turns femboys into women.

They made the YouTube music app so they could have an audio focused app then added shorts to it so there could still be videos to watch.

“Look on the bright side, a lot of people will die!”

“… what?”

“Oh wait - do you like people?! Hmm.”

I think I’ve passed 700 subscribers more than any other level because each time I migrate I lose about 100, which drops me back below 700, then I exude charm and sex appeal to blow past 700 followers, then the cycle cycles

onward and upwards! and sometimes side to side, or in a looping circley motion. here comes the dro.. track suddenly ends