transister.social

It’s a snow day where I live and I would show you a picture but you’re strangers on the internet so just imagine it!

my manager has asked for a 1:1 meeting to discuss my memes

at a work meeting for a trans conference and everyone here is at least vaguely gender non-conforming and it's really nice (i work in tech so it's very transfem forward lol)

yeah tbh non-AI gets confused too

if you have the energy be extra gay today I just have a feeling the world needs some bonus homo and I’m exhausted

I was checking my notes, it was July 4th 2023 I first liked a boy, something something independence day

I don’t get why the cishet partner sometimes will leave a newly transed girl, honey no matter what u have been being lesbians for a while why get so uppity about it all the sudden

my cousin shared a story about me growing up where she and my sister couldn’t find any of their Barbie dolls. Eventually she found I had disassembled them all and organized their parts into individual shoe boxes. She calmly asked why to check if I was a serial killer and I immediately broke down crying and said something like “if I can’t have the right body nobody should” :v_trans:

batteries are little explosive incendiary devices but we need them so bad the airplane rule is “you can only carry 2 extra bombs per person on your flight”

Fuck it’s february stop it no

stumbled upon the fact that someone i used to talk to a bit and thought was cool has me blocked :sadcat:

i hope it was because i'm annoying, i mean i'd get that

one of the folks i hired and used to manage left the company yesterday, and he thanked me in his goodbye email

chat, i did not get messages like this when i was a grumpy boy

There was this frantically curious part of me that wasn’t letting me focus during a therapy session, so my therapist says she “let’s be really gentle with her” and I was like “oh yeah we all respect her she’s the only reason we’re not homeless, we just let her loose on shit and sometimes ppl are like ‘you’re really smart ginny how did you know all that’ and the answer is she literally cannot stop thinking.”

hahaha nobody else realizes

The existence of a poker hand called a “straight” implies the existence of one called “queer”. In this paper I will

instead of using AI, use me! My special talent is spouting off improvised untrue-but-plausible nonsense, I use far less energy per query, and I'm a hot girl with self esteem issues.

Sometimes I see something on fedi and think “I have so many old people memes I could reply” and then I go along with my life.

me dating as a man; very cautious to avoid saying something stupid or give off bad vibes

me dating as a girl: doing those intentionally to filter out ppl who got some real issues