transister.social

cis or normal, if a girl is good enough she will get pregnant

self care would be so much easier if i had someone else to do it

“no risk free trial” bitch if something involves me remembering to do a task in a month, that is not “no risk”

my couch has a warm feature where if you are on it, i cuddle you

turtle 🐢

just finished cleaning the ginny

next should I be a good girl and clean the house OR do something fun 🤔

jet lag the game is so trans pilled it even has chasers

my favorite part of my doctors appointment was us both complaining about how pharmacies got so capitalismed they can’t even keep candy in stock and that stuff is an uncontrolled substance here in the USA

I was a best man at a friends wedding once and he had a second best man and sometimes I wonder how that bitch knew he needed the redundancy.

It may have been the pink ties I picked out?

I’ve got Balatro and tits, life is relatively good

i did the scary thing

a guy at work started talking to me about "lowering the hiring bar" for trans folks when I've worked at the company almost 20 years, been a hiring manager, served on a hiring committee, served on promotion committees, argued in promotion committees for my employees, hosted interns, and done well over 300 interviews.

On the other hand he got a job a few years ago, has not had any leadership or hiring experience, and has never been promoted.

wait what

i kinda wish this account had the username gintoxicating and i had a personal alt gin which I could technically do except I do not have the emotional preparation to migrate and all that stufffff

anyway i have been thinking about this because i wanted to roll around with some non-existentially-terrifying problem for a bit, see how that felt again (nice, relatively)

alright, fuck it all - release the spiders

had an appointment with a new doctor so I boy costumed it up

spoiler: my absolutely perfect disguise was betrayed during the appointment by my cute af shimapan panties

so very many teslas at after school pickup 🤢

generally speaking my ex gfs have not liked me pronouncing “gfs” as “geefs”

i'm such a nerd: gintoxicat.ing

Anyway I gotta make my kid her school lunch so here is a picture I snapped yesterday - there IS still good in the world