Profile for gintoxicating

Display name
Ginny Mae 🩵
Username
@gintoxicating@transister.social
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About gintoxicating

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https://maive.dev/
signal
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gintoxicating

Bio

i post for attention and affection (it's a youngest child thing): memes, tech rambles, newly acquired domain names, and short irreverent nonsense i think is funny. ymmv.

seattle based. single parent. self-unemployed after >20 years in big tech

created 1st mastodon account: 2022-12-22
found out i was a girl: 2022-12-22
(former was causal to the latter)

i don’t use ai in my writing because it capitalizes words, and also because writing is the fun part for me (you do you!)

ask me about my banger domain names!

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Recent public posts

exclude boosts

Also I’ve been thinking about a blog about how I don’t understand my washing machine and how that exposes a fundamental flaw in society (possibly capitalism but definitely not ginnyism)

cannabis
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told the dispensary man “hey sorry in advance if im bitchy today” and he chuckled and was like “yeah fair enough”. when he rang up my order the total was too low so i asked if he had missed scanning something, and he was like “nope i got it all”

In my car I figured out why: he gave me a 50% employee discount 🌲

summary of my attraction
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it is decided by the fragile and inconsistent whims of my endocrine system

oh! also i get a crush on anyone who i believe is being nice to me or i talk to

Amazon really thinks I need these pet toy storage bins which at first seemed weird because I don’t have any pets but then again I do have a fedi account so I think it’s encouragement to have friends over and be a good host

pixelfed dude posts an immature clap back about their links being blocked on instagram.

Broadly speaking, the replies fall into two camps, curiously defined by demographics:

  • from men: “boom! Good letter bro u showed them! from the depths of hell i stab thee!”

  • from women: “lol are you 12, good job with the project ig but maybe get some adult supervision for the talking parts smh”

I was more one of those “cult of personality” ppl so I could run to canada and start my own agricult to have my own fedi harem to grow potatoes or whatever you do in the more cozy asexual cults.

I think we have all the specialties we’d need:

✅ tech is covered lol.
✅ security and gun stockpiling
✅ eye / arm / cuddle candy
✅ board games and hobbies
✅ expert on local foliage, bugs, and wildlife
✅ transportation and logicstics specialists (potatoe distribution)
❌ transphobic policies and rules
✅ eepy girls
✅ friendly humanoid robots and pets and dolls
✅ fucking adorable
✅ speak a canadia language
❌ small closets as “bedrooms”
✅ several FFXIV guilds probably
✅ someone to remove spiders or small pests
✅ I already own a drill and screwdriver and both are cordless (maintenance covered)
✅ nowhere else to go to be accepted and supported by a society that despises us

Just need potatoes really